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smutandeggs asked: There's a turd in the punchbowl ... and now there's a turd in my heart. All because of you.

Happy birthday!

Here's to a peaceful day all to yourself before your own lil turd drops!

Thanks! LOL

I think there’s a procedure called a turdoplasty that could fix your heart, if you’re so inclined. However, IMHO, your heart is perfect, turd and all. :)