Clever Handle Here
There's a turd in the punchbowl...
So, I experienced Chat Roulette for the first time the other evening at a friend’s place. Instead of us going on as ourselves, like mature adults, we decided to take the road more travelled by 12-yr-olds and use a stuffed Quatchi doll instead. Since we were watching Olympic curling at the time, we thought using one of the Vancouver mascots would be most appropriate.
After getting dumped by about a half-dozen very questionable/pervy-looking individuals who were clearly not at all interested in interacting with a stuffed doll (at least, a doll lacking orifices), we were finally connected with a group of drunk college guys. Jackpot - if anyone over the age of 12 was going to get a kick out of this, it would be them. So, naturally, we proceeded to pose poor Quatchi in a number of unspeakable positions, doing a number of inappropriate things to himself, simply for our own amusement. The guys immediately responded by grabbing a sock monkey doll that they somehow conveniently had nearby in their dorm room, and trying to one-up our filthy display.
Anyway, both parties ended up laughing until our stomachs hurt, and we got bare-ass mooned by one of the college guys, before logging off and realizing that no matter how far you think you’ve come in life, we’re all still pre-pubescent, giggly little dorks on the inside. Heaven help us.
PS - Ironically, the only thing I kept thinking the whole time is that I wished NeilShow was there, as his innate perversion would have been a welcome addition.
