Clever Handle Here
There's a turd in the punchbowl...
Our brother Oscar made the same mistake. Now look at him.
Look, despite the fact that, because of you, Oscar The-Nameless-One is shackled in the basement for the protection of humanity and feeds only on the remains of our blood enemies, you’re still a harmless little ant that I will squish under my boot heel as soon as the Day of Reckoning is at hand. Consider yourself and Bisquick warned.
Anyhoo, how have you been? :)
