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There's a turd in the punchbowl...


Ask me anything  

The Neil Show asks: If you could choose how you died, how would you go?

theneilshow:

The whale thing has me thinking about mortality.

I think if I had the choice it would be a heart attack, initiated by the best sex or meatloaf of my life.

What about the best sex WITH Meatloaf? He could send you to paradise, by the dashboard lights.

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