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Clever Handle Here
There's a turd in the punchbowl...
Kill me once, shame on me. Kill three people and injure 20 since the 1970s, Shamu.
Srsly, PleaseDontSqueeze, brilliant. Pure comic gold. I hate myself for laughing at it, but I heart you for saying it!
Oh, and you owe me a new keyboard…
And another thing… this took place at an event called “Dine with Shamu”. Shamu is a killer whale. Kismet, anyone? I mean, c’mon! That’s the definition of tempting fate, right there.
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This is truly amazing
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why killer whales shouldn’t be living in swimming pools!
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Srsly, PleaseDontSqueeze, brilliant. Pure comic gold. I hate myself for laughing at it, but I heart you for saying it!...
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Awesome, though, of course, if you were kidnapped away from your pod, made to do tricks for snacks and the victim of...
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DON’T GO IN THE OCEAN OR WITH OCEAN CREATURES BECAUSE THEY’LL FUCKING KILL YOU. If whales and dolphins ever develop...
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