October 2011
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Oct 9th
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Oct 8th
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thekelsmith: I’m trying very hard to not let the piles of work to be done around the house today stress me way the fuck out. I am tired, Audrey is REALLY tired and Matt is not here.  EVERYTHING in my house needs to be cleaned. The sun is shining and leaves are falling from the trees and I am hemorrhaging money paying online bills. I just need the patience and energy to make it a few more hours...
Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
Look out, homie!
Watching New Jack City. When things suddenly go slo-mo, you know someone’s about to get popped.
Oct 7th
Oct 7th
nesbittslimesoda asked: Didn't know you were back in the land of the Tumblr living! Welcome back!
Oct 7th
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August 2011
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Aug 19th
May 2010
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May 10th
April 2010
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le-tigre asked: If my powers of deduction exist, I believe you had a baby. Congratulations! (He's very cute!)
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smutandeggs asked: There's a turd in the punchbowl ... and now there's a turd in my heart. All because of you.

Happy birthday!

Here's to a peaceful day all to yourself before your own lil turd drops!
Apr 7th
le-tigre asked: theneilshow said it's your birthday. I have to say happy birthday because by happy coincidence, today is also MY birthday.

So, Happy Birthday....birthday stealer.

I am also following you now, just to make sure you don't steal my soul.
Apr 7th
March 2010
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Al Roker Face
So, I saw the “Al Roker Face” Lady Gaga parody video last night on YouTube, and snickered. This got me thinking, what other Lady Gaga parodies could be made? Here are a few that came to my mind… please throw in your own ideas: Poker Face: ”Stroker Ace” (IMDB it), “Moper Face” (for the emo crowd) Papparazzi: “I Called ‘Yahtzee!’”,...
Mar 26th
Mar 26th
theneilshow-deactivated20110607 asked: How are you, sis? I sure miss you and your Rosemary's baby.
Mar 26th
Chat Roulette brings out the best in us all...
So, I experienced Chat Roulette for the first time the other evening at a friend’s place. Instead of us going on as ourselves, like mature adults, we decided to take the road more travelled by 12-yr-olds and use a stuffed Quatchi doll instead. Since we were watching Olympic curling at the time, we thought using one of the Vancouver mascots would be most appropriate. After getting dumped...
Mar 3rd
Cleverhandle: Just cause we came out of the same...
theneilshow: Our brother Oscar made the same mistake.  Now look at him. Look, despite the fact that, because of you, Oscar The-Nameless-One is shackled in the basement for the protection of humanity and feeds only on the remains of our blood enemies, you’re still a harmless little ant that I will squish under my boot heel as soon as the Day of Reckoning is at hand. Consider yourself and...
Mar 2nd
February 2010
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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The Neil Show asks: If you could choose how you...
theneilshow: The whale thing has me thinking about mortality. I think if I had the choice it would be a heart attack, initiated by the best sex or meatloaf of my life. What about the best sex WITH Meatloaf? He could send you to paradise, by the dashboard lights.
Feb 24th
Too soon indeed...
pleasedontsqueezetheshaman: Kill me once, shame on me. Kill three people and injure 20 since the 1970s, Shamu. Srsly, PleaseDontSqueeze, brilliant. Pure comic gold. I hate myself for laughing at it, but I heart you for saying it! Oh, and you owe me a new keyboard… And another thing… this took place at an event called “Dine with Shamu”. Shamu is a killer whale. Kismet,...
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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Cool website: TagGalaxy →
My mom clued me into this one. It searches the tags of photos on Flickr. Sweet concept, and execution - check it out!
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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“When God leads you to the edge of the cliff, trust Him fully and let go.. Only...”
– Excerpt from a religious e-mail forward (via littletinyfish) Let’s hope the lemmings Fundamentalists take this as literally as they do the Bible.
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
Questions for the parents out there...?
So, I’m having our first kiddo in about 2 months (a boy, Henry), and since parenthood is an undiscovered country for me at the moment, I was wondering: What’s your favorite thing about being a parent? What’s your LEAST favorite? What, if anything, do you wish you knew beforehand (i.e. any advice you’d like to share)? Any pearls of wisdom you can tell me would be much...
Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Mystery Monday: The 10 Most Puzzling Ancient... →
yaldabaoth: If it has the Baghdad Battery on it, you know it’s good.  Great article, but they forgot Abe Vigoda. Ba-dum-bum. Seriously, though, the Antikythera Mechanism is my favorite. All sorts of awesome.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 16th
I can't believe I forgot about Funterfunment...
theneilshow: Also I like Funtertainjoy. Sis, wasn’t ‘Enterfunment’ the slogan of that casino back home?  Yup. It most certainly was. Tho, it was written as “EnterFUNment!!!” or some such nonsense. BTW, I almost read that as “Funtertaintjoy”. Carry on.
Feb 16th
naprageous.
theneilshow: delgrosso: (via marleymarley) Oh my god it drives me crazy when people propagate made-up words like “naprageous”. Stop it. It’s naptacular. Idiot. I can’t TAKE THIS ANYMORE! I’m going on a Staycation.  My three favorite portmanteaus: “funtertainment”, “enterfunment”, and “funterfunment”. So bad they’re good, like Lady Gaga or Rob...
Feb 16th
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