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Reblogged from 9gag
9gag:

Halloween is coming!

As a mom, I should find this abhorrent. I really shouldn’t be laughing my ass off. Really.

9gag:

Halloween is coming!

As a mom, I should find this abhorrent. I really shouldn’t be laughing my ass off. Really.

Reblogged from operatorsmanual
operatorsmanual:

FINAL IMAGE FROM A ROLL OF FILM LABELED ‘LITTLE TIMMY’S ADVENTURES’

operatorsmanual:

FINAL IMAGE FROM A ROLL OF FILM LABELED ‘LITTLE TIMMY’S ADVENTURES’

Reblogged from operatorsmanual
operatorsmanual:

DEAD CLOWN PLATE ROOM REJECT. REASON: “TOO CHEERFUL.”

WHA????

operatorsmanual:

DEAD CLOWN PLATE ROOM REJECT. REASON: “TOO CHEERFUL.”

WHA????

Reblogged from the--kel--smith

thekelsmith:

I’m trying very hard to not let the piles of work to be done around the house today stress me way the fuck out. I am tired, Audrey is REALLY tired and Matt is not here. 

EVERYTHING in my house needs to be cleaned. The sun is shining and leaves are falling from the trees and I am hemorrhaging money paying online bills.

I just need the patience and energy to make it a few more hours and then I can collapse.

Can relate BIG. TIME. Hang in there, Kel!

Reblogged from nesbittslimesoda-deactivated201
nebraska-admiral:

So I have a handful of recurring dreams. Some I hate, like the one where I’m back at high school with no hopes of graduating. Others I like, such as the one where I’m Batman. There’s a third class of recurring dream I have that roughly approximates to “I am very confused by this dream” and last night’s falls under that category.
You see, Internet, I have dreams that Billy Corgan shows up to my house uninvited to play Christmas music in my living room. Typically, he’s non-plussed that I haven’t promoted his unannounced show. In last night’s edition, he was drunk and had bandages over either of his ears and wanted a blanket to cover up with.

LMAO That’s spectacular! Truly, you should sell tickets to your brain. All I ever dream about is being hopelessly lost in the biggest, weirdest college dorm ever. Not quite as cool as it sounds.

nebraska-admiral:

So I have a handful of recurring dreams. Some I hate, like the one where I’m back at high school with no hopes of graduating. Others I like, such as the one where I’m Batman. There’s a third class of recurring dream I have that roughly approximates to “I am very confused by this dream” and last night’s falls under that category.

You see, Internet, I have dreams that Billy Corgan shows up to my house uninvited to play Christmas music in my living room. Typically, he’s non-plussed that I haven’t promoted his unannounced show. In last night’s edition, he was drunk and had bandages over either of his ears and wanted a blanket to cover up with.

LMAO That’s spectacular! Truly, you should sell tickets to your brain. All I ever dream about is being hopelessly lost in the biggest, weirdest college dorm ever. Not quite as cool as it sounds.

(via nesbittslimesoda-deactivated201)

Look out, homie!

Watching New Jack City. When things suddenly go slo-mo, you know someone’s about to get popped.

To all the kids out there - stay in school!

To all the kids out there - stay in school!

nesbittslimesoda-deactivated201 asked: Didn't know you were back in the land of the Tumblr living! Welcome back!

Thanks!! Yeah, been lurking on here recently, and hope to post more often now. Kinda dropped off once the kiddo came along. We’re hardcore MSTies - we even live a few miles from where they used to be filmed, and own all the DVDs that have come out. :) You know Neil Show is back too, right?

NeilShow2, caption this, plz!

NeilShow2, caption this, plz!

Reblogged from turnofthecentury
turnofthecentury:

Nikola Tesla, the great inventor and engineer
He’s reading Rudjer Bošković’s book “Theoria Philosophiae Naturalis”
[iconic photo,few more here]
submission from  raise & quell

turnofthecentury:

Nikola Tesla, the great inventor and engineer

He’s reading Rudjer Bošković’s book “Theoria Philosophiae Naturalis”

[iconic photo,few more here]

submission from  raise & quell